illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

airbornranchdressing:

since it’s almost october aka halloween month i just wanna remind people to take extra care to tag things like horror, blood, gore and other halloween related things for those of us who don’t deal well with a lot of those

also spiders. tag your fucking spiders.

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

Feminist snark, 1915 style

(Source: anarchistsoup)

alichay:

The Tories’ idea of what constitutes “modern politics”.

  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  • --
  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
  • --
  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
  • --
  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  • --
  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.

vixxtoobomb:

the public: who fired jessica??

sm: we’re on it

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sm: [two days later] it was professor plum in the library with the wrench

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the-bitch-goddess-success:

savannah-saving-the-world:

kiki-kismet:

gardenlouis:

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I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

Wow

She’s absolutely AWFUL.

this wallaby ass heffa

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 
September 28th
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 
September 28th
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 
September 28th
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 
September 28th
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 
September 28th
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 
September 28th
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 
September 28th
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 
September 28th
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 
September 28th
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 
September 28th

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 

September 28th

nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

hauriret:

based off this text post because its adorable




LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS



nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

hauriret:

based off this text post because its adorable




LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS

nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

hauriret:

based off this text post because its adorable

LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS